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TUESDAY, JANUARY 11, 2005

ARENA MONTERREY

MONTERREY, MEXICO

SEGMENT 9: RINGSIDE:
“Zerospace” by Kidneythieves begins playing, and the crowd floods the arena with boos as Jade makes her way down to the ring. She completely ignores the crowd, due to having only one objective in her mind. She climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone from the side. The jeering does not stop, however.

Jade: Shut up! I’m not out here for any of you anyway! (Booing gets louder) I came out here for one purpose! You see, I’ve tried time and time again to have my agent, Walter Gindin, arrange a title shot for me at the Women’s Champion. But week in and week out, I get nothing! If that’s going to be the case, then I insist on taking things into my own hands. Keiko Ishida, consider this a challenge! I want-

“Samurai” by Juno Reaction suddenly begins playing and drowns out Jade’s words. The crowd boos even louder for Keiko Ishida, who steps onto the top of the ramp with a microphone in hand and the belt draped over her shoulder.

Ishida: Challenge? You not challenge. Nobody is challenge. I am greatest Women’s Champion. You nothing, like dirt at bottom of shoe.

Jade: You’re nothing but a fluke! Just a rookie that’s somehow managed to keep herself from falling off the pedestal! But I guarantee that when you come up against me, I’ll push you off your high horse and reclaim my rightful place as the Women’s Champion!

Ishida: (Pauses) You not good enough. If you prove strength, you challenge me.

Jade: I can do anything! Just name it!

Ishida: We go to Boise in two weeks. I choose opponent for you. You win, you get title shot at Temptation.

Jade: ...I shouldn’t even have to prove myself. But if that’s the way you want to play it, then fine! Bring on anyone for me to wrestle, and I’ll win! Then I’ll wrestle you, Champ, and show you what it’s like to be my bitch!

The two women stare each other down, with the crowd suddenly cheering as we go to a commercial.

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #6 --

SEGMENT 10: MATCH 4: DEXTER P. WELLINGTON VS. VICTOR SIMON:
Referee: Dan Martin

Back from commercial, “Marriage of Figaro” by Mozart is blaring over the speakers and Dexter P. Wellington is being led to the ring by his butler, Winston. The fans are booing loudly and Victor Simon is already in the ring, ready for action.

Troy: Alright ladies and gentlemen, we’ve been waiting for this for quite some time. We are about to see the in-ring debut of Dexter P. Wellington.

Ferrara: Are you prepared to be impressed, Troy? Because I sure am.

Wellington steps into the ring and sheds his entrance attire, looking fit and ready to roll. The bell sounds and Simon offers his hand for Wellington to shake. Wellington looks at his hand and then slaps Simon hard across the face!

Troy: How is that class?!

Simon staggers backward and Wellington immediately takes him down to the mat. Wellington hits Simon with several stiff knees to the face before Simon gets himself free and staggers to a vertical base. Wellington hits a couple forearm shots to Simon and tosses him off the ropes, hitting a belly-to-belly suplex as he returns. Dexter goes for a cover… one, two, and Simon kicks out. Wellington lifts Simon off the mat and whips him hard into the corner, with Simon’s chest smacking hard against the turnbuckles. Simon staggers backwards, and Wellington locks on a million dollar dream!

Troy: This is the hold Wellington has been beating people with at live events across the country! A variation of the million dollar dream!

Ferrara: I think Simon is history!

Victor Simon tries to hang on, but it is to no avail. After roughly 15 seconds in the hold, Simon taps out and the match is awarded to Dexter P. Wellington. The crowd boos loudly as “Marriage of Figaro” hits and Winston joins Dex in the ring for a celebration. Winston is waiting with a glass of brandy for the victor, who begins to enjoy it in the ring, before demanding a microphone.

Wellington: I know what you’re all thinking. You’re thinking, “My God, Dexter P. Wellington is amazing!” And you’re also thinking, “That was one of the most impressive victories I have EVER seen!” And well, you are all correct. However, I have no interest wasting my time with nameless nickel-and-dime peons like Vinny Simmons or whatever his name was. The man that I want to defeat, dismember, and humiliate is that large afroed negro who walks around here. What is his name again?

Winston: I believe it’s Justice, Master Wellington.

Wellington: Ah yes. Justice. Well then… Justice… come out here right now and show me where this fictitious hood is located. Because when you do, I will make you wish you could simply pull a hood over your head and hide.

Troy: Did he really just say that?

Ferrara: I’m sure in his mind it’s hysterical.

Moments later, “Where da Hood at” hits and Justice appears on the top of the ramp, preparing to dart for the ring. When he does, Dex and Winston roll out of the ring and head into the crowd, laughing.

Wellington: Not so fast, my dim-witted friend. These people don’t deserve to see me wrestle a brute such as yourself for free. If they want to see it, they can pay for it, January 22 at Forsaken. Do you accept the challenge?

Justice: Bring it on bitch! After I’m done with you, you’re gonna be cryin back to your mommy because Justice took that silver spoon and shoved it straight up your asshole!

As Wellington gets bent out of shape, the crowd stars another furious “asshole” chant and “Where da Hood at” hits again.
WINNER VIA SUBMISSION AT 2:04: DEXTER P. WELLINGTON

SEGMENT 11: BACKSTAGE:
The camera cuts backstage, where the International Champion Showtime Damon Savage is signing autographs for some fans. As he does this, he is approached by the unit of Not That Rodney King, Natasha and Vladimir Vydrina, and Jon Dulberg. Showtime notices them approaching him and excuses himself from the fan.

Showtime: You guys want something from Showtime?

King: Showtime, Showtime. Please, my brother, always with the hostility. Don’t you understand you’re the top dog, the International Champion?

Showtime: Oh believe me, I know that. I just don’t think any of y’all realize that.

Dulberg: Oh we realize it, Showtime. It just might not be that way for very long.

Showtime: Rodney, tell me this fool didn’t just talk to Showtime when Showtime wasn’t addressin his sorry ass.

King: Showtime, just calm down a minute. I have something I need to tell you.

Showtime: Oh, here it comes. What did you do?

King: Well, like I told you before, Jon Dulberg agreed to do what you wouldn’t do, and that’s train Vladimir Vydrina to be the wrecking machine that he’s about to become here in the PWA.

Showtime: Ok, and…

King: And now that the training is complete and Big Vlad is ready to roll, it was time for Mr. Dulberg’s payment.

Showtime: So what did you give him?

Dulberg: A shot at your title, bitch!

Showtime: Is this fool for real? Boy, I’m gonna have to slap you stupid, ain’t I?

King: He’s not lying Showtime. I’ve signed the dotted line, it’s gonna be Showtime vs. Jon Dulberg for the International title at Forsaken.

Showtime: Oh I see how it is, Rodney. And let me ask. Whose corner will you be in?

King: (smiling) Why, the corner of the champion, of course.

King, the Vydrinas, and Dulberg then exit as Showtime seriously contemplates his situation and we cut to commercial.

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #7 --


SEGMENT 12: JUMBOTRON:
David Draiman's "Forsaken" hits the speakers and we see a graphic appear on the screen that reads "PWA Forsaken Report."  From there, the shot takes us to a backstage set and PWA reporter Ron O'Brien, who is standing in front of a backdrop featuring the Forsaken logo.

O'Brien:  Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Ron O'Brien and this is the Revival report.  The Progressive Wrestling Alliance will return to pay-per-view Saturday night, January 22, when we invade the PNE Coliseum in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada to bring you Forsaken.  The whole card has been announced, so let's get right to it!

In a brutal Seven Deadly Sins match, Jaguar defends the PWA Championship against Solomon, Mike Griffin, Greg Tantalus, Jason Calysto, Romeo, Scythe, and the winner of the upcoming GI Jew-Anthony Failla battle!  Eight men, seven falls, it's the most intense 70 minutes of wrestling you'll find all year!

With the International Championship on the line, Showtime Damon Savage defends the gold against Jon Dulberg! What role will Rodney King and the Vydrinas play?

In his pay-per-view debut, Dexter P. Wellington collides with Justice!

In a match signed moments ago, the Lost Souls defend the Tag Team Championship against The Naturals and Dean Nash & Damien Fields in a Gates of Hell attraction! In this unique three-team double-elimination round robin tournament not seen since Everlasting Epic 2, two teams will start the match and wrestle, one fall to a finish.  The loser of the fall will then exit the ring and the third team will enter.  The match will continue in this fashion until two teams are eliminated, with elimination being after losing two decisions.  It will certainly be a marathon, where only the strongest team will survive.

And, in another match signed earlier tonight, the Legacy’s Darrin Giles will defend the Progressive Championship against The Omega Steve Beovich!

All this and more coming your way Saturday, January 22 from Vancouver, British Columbia!  It's Forsaken, exclusively on pay-per-view!  That's all for this week, folks.  For the Forsaken report, I'm Ron O'Brien, saying see you next week!

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #7 --


SEGMENT 13: GI JEW VS. ANTHONY FAILLA:
Referee: Tom Stevens

 "Shootouts" hits for the second time this evening as a large burst of pyro shoots into the air. With boos pouring out from the crowd, Anthony Failla steps through the curtain and back down the ramp. Looking ready for action, Failla steps over the top rope and into the ring, rejecting his jeers from the crowd as he does so.

Troy: This match has huge implications. GI Jew beat Anthony Failla in a steel cage match at Revival and then they fought to a double disqualification at our huge live event in Puerto Rico on Sunday. Now they are going at it, one fall to a finish, in a match where the winner will go on to challenge for the PWA Championship in Seven Deadly Sins at Forsaken.

Ferrara: And we've done our last commercial break, so we're not going anywhere. This is easily the biggest stakes these two have ever competed under.

As Failla and senior referee Tom Stevens wait in the ring, Slipknot's "Opium of the People" begins and the Mexican crowd goes crazy. Instead of the usual revving of a motorcycle, all that can be heard are the crowd's cheers as GI Jew just bursts through the curtain and blazes a trail down the ramp and into the ring!

Ferrara: Where's the bike?!

Troy: Who cares about entrances? GI Jew wants one thing, Anthony Failla, and he's taking a huge piece of him right now!

GI Jew rushes into the ring and quickly takes Failla down with a tackle before unleashing a furious array of gloved right hands across his head! Failla turns the tides, but their momentum carries them through the middle and bottom ropes and right out to the arena floor!

The fall separates them for a few seconds, with GI Jew near the security wall and Failla near the middle of the apron. Failla gets up first and charges at his nemesis, but GI Jew ducks down and scores with a back body drop that sends Failla in between the first and second rows at ringside!

Troy: GI Jew just sent Anthony Failla into the front row!

Ferrara: Has the bell even rung yet!

Troy: No, this one isn't even official and it's already out of control!

Jew follows Failla into the crowd and clears a path before knocking Failla down with a big right hand. Failla backs up against the railing and Jew charges at him, sending him over for the second time with a clothesline!

Jew grabs a chair from a fan at ringside and steps back over the barricade to use it, but once he lifts it above his head, Failla nails him with a shot below the belt! Jew falls to the floor and Failla takes a minute to garner his bearings before rolling Jew into the ring, where Stevens finally calls for the bell.

Troy: The bell has rung and this thing is finally underway.

Ferrara: But not without each guy scoring some major points. Failla has the advantage right now though.

Failla sees Jew about to get up, so he sends him right back down with a vicious stomp to the back of the head. A few more stomps give Failla an even greater advantage, which he uses to Irish whip GI Jew to the ropes, before sending him down with a big powerslam. Failla covers for one...two...and Jew kicks out.

Failla grabs Jew up by the shirt and tosses him into a corner. He whips Jew hard into the opposite corner and runs at him, but Jew gets out of the way and Failla's shoulder connects with the ringpost! Failla is stood up by the blow and Jew hits the ropes before connecting with a clothesline that can be heard all the way in the top rafters! He covers Failla for a two count, but the lack of three doesn't deter the Grand Slam Winner.

Jew tosses Failla into the same corner he hit and unloads on his midsection with rapid fire shoulder blocks. GI Jew tucks Failla's arm back into the ring and Irish whips him so hard into the opposite turnbuckles that he soars over the top rope and out of the ring! Jew takes some time to get to Failla, but the moment he does, Failla catches him above the head and snaps his neck down hard across the top rope!

Ferrara: Look at that possum being played by Anthony Failla!

Troy: I think it was more out of desperation than playing possum Paul.

Jew falls hard to the canvas as Failla rolls back into the ring. He gets atop GI Jew and hooks a leg for a cover for one...two...and Jew kicks out before three! Failla pounds the mat in frustration and begins to stalk Jew for The Almighty Sacrifice. GI Jew gets up very slowly and Failla moves behind him, never allowing Jew to see him from the front.

Jew looks for Failla and doesn't find him until he turns right into Failla's military press! Failla tries to drive Jew down to complete his finisher, but Jew rakes him in the eyes and falls behind him.Failla walks into a corner and turns around, just as GI Jew rushes forward for another Gore. However, Failla manages to move and Jew's shoulder crushes the ringpost this time! Failla capitalizes quickly, grabbing Jew in a rollup and he pulls Jew's fatigued pants for extra leverage as Stevens counts to three!

Troy: What?! He had the tights ref!

Ferrara: You know the rules Troy. You can't call what you can't see!

"Shootouts" hits again as Failla throws his arms high into the air in celebration. GI Jew gets up irate and quickly jumps in Stevens' face. Before Stevens can hear him out, Failla takes action by clubbing him down to the mat! The bell sounds repeatedly as Failla stomps away on the downed GI Jew. and he doesn't stop until Jaguar bursts through the curtain and down the ramp!

Troy: Jaguar is here for the save!

The PWA Champion drops his belt on the way to the ring and slides in to take Failla down to the mat! Jaguar is taking the fight to Failla for a short amount of time before he is pried off by Jonathan Brett. Jaguar gets up to confront Brett, but he spins around to find a Hart Attack clothesline from Mike Griffin!

Brett and Griffin work over Jaguar mercilessly, bringing Greg Tantalus out to a big ovation! He tries to stop the beating, but ends up taking one himself. Failla gets back in on the action, beating down Jaguar, GI Jew and Greg Tantalus with Griffin and Brett. This brings out Jason Calysto and Scythe, but only Calysto gets into the ring as Scythe is blindsided by Bishop Cross, who apparently jumped through the crowd!

Failla, Griffin and Brett swallow Calysto along with the other three until Romeo finally flies down the ramp with a steel chair in tow! Griffin slides out of the ring, but neither Failla nor Brett can avoid a sickening chairshot to the head, courtesy of Da Playboi!

Troy: Romeo is standing tall in there now!

Ferrara: But look up the ramp! Here comes Solomon!

Romeo looks around to find the ring riddled with splattered bodies, but he quickly becomes one himself when Solomon darts into the ring and flattens him with a thunderous Deep Freeze!

Nothing but carnage lays in the ring as Solomon is left as the last man standing. Griffin has long since exited and with nobody else able to stand, Solomon scoops up the PWA Title belt and holds it high as Darkseed's "Hear Me" plays and Frequency comes to a close.

WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 15:37: GI JEW

-- END SHOW --

DARK MATCHES:

1. Vladimir Vydrina d. Mista Jones via submission with a bearhug at 4:01. (Referee: Billy Vargas)

2. Jade d. Dana Chapman at 3:41 with the side effect. (Referee: Dan Martin)

3. PWA Tag Team Champions The Lost Souls d. Paul Epton & John Wolfe in a non-title match. Demon pinned Epton with New Dawn Rising. (Referee: Jason Church)

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