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SEGMENT 1: INTRODUCTION:
A video package airs, highlighting events that concluded
last week's broadcast, with Greg Tantalus pinning Jaguar to give Tantalus, Mike
Griffin, and Lauren Tantalus a three-on-three mixed tag team victory over
Jaguar, Scythe, and Camieko, focusing on the miscue between Jaguar and his
Walking Wounded opponent, the PWA Champion Scythe, that led to the
defeat. From there,
Ferrara: That's right,
SEGMENT 2: MATCH
1: THE OMEGA STEVE BEOVICH VS. GREG
PRICE OF THE NATURALS:
Referee:
Jason Church
As we are sent ringside, Tom Petty's
"All or Nothin" blares onto the speakers
and the crowd erupts into raucous jeers as Greg Price and Kris Anthony, collectively
known as The Naturals, make their way out from the backstage area.
Troy: This is
going to be a one-on-one contest here, folks. Greg Price is coming out to the ring right now to go up against The Omega Steve Beovich, who has not been in the best of
moods lately.
Price gets into the ring and stretches out, awaiting his opposition.
Moments later, White Zombie's "More Human Than
Human" blasts over the speakers and the fans cheer loudly for The Omega
Steve Beovich as he makes his way ringside. Beovich quickly gets into the
ring and Price wastes no time, immediately stomping him and prompting referee
Jason Church to ring the bell and start the match.
Price has the advantage in the early going, keeping the Omega grounded with
furious and rabid stomps. When Beovich finally does get to his feet,
Price whips him into the ropes and follows him in with a big clothesline.
Beovich stumbles forward slightly, and Price grabs him for a suplex.
However, Beovich blocks the suplex, and responds with a big suplex of his own!
The fans cheer, and as Price gets up, Beovich downs him with a big
clothesline! Price gets up again, but the Omega brings him right back
down with a hiptoss! Price then gets up again
and charges at Beovich, but the Omega sidesteps him and lets Price fly over the
top and to the arena floor!
Beovich follows Price to the outside and looks to continue the attack, but Kris
Anthony downs Beovich with a big forearm to the back of the head! Anthony
sneaks away, thinking the referee didn't see him, but he did! Jason
Church yells at Anthony, who swears he did nothing, but the referee doesn't buy
it and demands that Kris Anthony return to the backstage area!
Ferrara: I don't get it Troy, I didn't see Kris Anthony do anything.
The fans cheer wildly at this announcement and the match resumes as both
Beovich and Price return to the ring. A slugfest ensues, and Price comes
out on the winning end of it. Dazing Beovich into a corner, Price whips
the Omega into the ropes, and downs him with a big powerslam
as he returns! With Beovich down, Price goes for his Boston Crab!
Price attempts to sink it in, but Beovich counters out, using his leg strength
to flip Price off! Beovich then gets to his feet, catching a rising Price
with a double-leg takedown! The fans then come to their feet, knowing
what's next. Beovich scales the top rope and dives off with Extreme
Precision, nailing Price right into the center of the ring! Beovich hooks
the leg and the crowd counts along... one, two, three!
The fans cheer loudly as "More Human Than
Human" blasts onto the speakers and The Omega Steve Beovich is announced
the winner of this match. However, he is not allowed to celebrate his
victory for long, as Jon Dulberg sneaks into the ring and nails Beovich from
behind! Dulberg commences a brutal beatdown on
Beovich, sending him a message for Walking Wounded in 18 days, and the fans
don't like it one bit. "Come With Me"
then hits the speakers as Dulberg stands over a fallen Beovich and we take our
first commercial break.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT
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SEGMENT 3: BACKSTAGE:
The camera rushes backstage to follow Greg Price and Kris Anthony as
they return from the ring. They are walking towards their dressing room, and
Price is holding his head in frustration. Once they enter the dressing room,
Price grabs a towel and rubs his face with it, and in a moment of anger, tosses
it to the side.
Price: Damn it! Kris, do you know how pathetic we look right now?! It’s bad
enough that I lost to that pansy Beovich, but we haven’t had a win since
Everlasting Epic 3!
Anthony: Yeah, between this match and the two losses to Dawkins and Baccaro, we
haven’t won a match in front of our fans for a while. (The crowd boos
vehemently.)
Price: This isn’t what we came to the PWA for! We came here to dominate the
competition and rise above everyone else!
Anthony: You’re right, and to start, we need to get some victories here.
Price: Then there’s no need for concern, because The Naturals can and will turn
things around here.
Anthony: ...Naturally.
SEGMENT 4: RINGSIDE:
Back at ringside, "Have You Ever Felt" by Ill
Nino overtakes the speakers and the trio of Hollywood Mike Griffin, Smooth Greg
Tantalus, and Lauren Tantalus makes its way to the ring, met with a large
chorus of jeers.
Tantalus: It's true. All of the tag teams bumbling around the PWA
now are a joke. TFU is one of the all-time great teams. This past
week,
It doesn't take the champions long to respond as, mere moments after
Tantalus completes the sentence, "Black" by
Sevendust explodes onto the speakers. Dawkins and Baccaro start down the
aisle, grabbing a microphone and heading into the ring, the crowd solidly
behind them.
Baccaro: You know, I should have
known it would only be a matter of time before you two clowns came our
way. And to be perfectly honest, I've been really looking forward to this
day. First of all, let me give all three of you a little history
lesson. Four years ago, I was a young kid with no direction, not sure
what I wanted to do with my life. But then, there was one man who changed
all that. He got me into the business, trained me to be a wrestler, and
even got me a PWA developmental deal some 18 months ago. That man... was
Vulture. In fact, a few weeks ago, I inducted him into the Hall of
Fame. And then, Lauren, the very next night, you betrayed him, and it
made me sick. Now, I haven't talked to him since that night, nobody
has. He's recovering from neck surgery and won't take any phone
calls. Given what happened, I wouldn't either in his situation.
But, as for the three of you pieces of scum, it'll be my pleasure to personally
snap you in half and get the guy who mentored me just a little piece of
revenge.
Dawkins: In case you all missed it, that means your answer is yes, we
accept your challenge. We've beaten you guys befopre. And we're gonna beat you again... right
here, right now!
The fans cheer wildly as the teams prepare to brawl, until Commissioner
Kerry Cox comes storming out from behind the curtain.
Cox: Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Guys! Listen, if you want there to be a title match, I'll
make it happen. But not tonight. Not
now. This match will happen... and it will happen September 25 at Walking
Wounded!
Cox then exits as "War Machine" hits, leaving the teams to stare
each other down as we take a commercial break.
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SEGMENT 5: MATCH 2: LIZ RUSH VS. JADE VS.
Referee:
Dan Martin
As we return from commercial break, VAST's
"Free" is playing over the speakers and Lauren Tantalus is standing
in the ring, having never left from the promo that took place several minutes
ago. Lauren stretches out on the ropes as "B R Right" hits the
speakers and Dee Licious makes her way to the ring to a chorus of boos, ready
for her first wrestling appearance on television in quite some time.
Troy: This is certainly an
interesting matchup, Paul. The fans don't like
any of these four women standing in the ring, yet they are forced to watch them
all battle it out.
Chaos erupts from the start of the match, with Lauren battling it out with
Liz Rush, and Jade and Dee Licious, two old rivals, doing the same on the other
side of the ring. Lauren establishes the biggest initial advantage,
having her way with the smaller PWA rookie Rush, and keeping her
cornered. Meanwhile, Jade and
The action between Jade and
Troy: That's it, Dee is down and out!
Jade leaves
Ferrara: That's not fair,
The fans actually begin to cheer loudly for Liz Rush after the sudden
victory, and as "Thick Skin" blares onto the speakers, Jade pounds
the mat in frustration! Playing her cards right, Liz Rush doesn't wait
around for Jade's reaction, instead fleeing the ring and darting to the
backstage area. Jade, meanwhile, kicks the ring ropes in frustration as
Walter Gindin tries to calm her down and we take a commercial break.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT
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SEGMENT 6: BACKSTAGE:
A camera cuts backstage where Justice and Speed Demon are
conversing when GI Jew enters the room, igniting a big reaction from the fans
in the arena.
Justice: What up man, you ready for this match soon?
Jew: Ready? I'm jacked man. Solomon put three Deep Freezes
on me last week. Tonight, payback is gonna be a bitch.
Demon: I hope you guys get the job done. I've gotta go out there in a second to take the number one contendership for the International Title.
Justice: You've got this man. Get it done.
"Smash Sumthin" by Redman and
Adam F. plays meekly inside the room, but booms through the arena for Infernus'
entrance. Demon nods to Justice and GI Jew before headingout
the door for the ring.
SEGMENT 7: MATCH 3: SPEED DEMON VS. INFERNUS:
Referee: Matt Hansen
The random chatter of
the crowd is overtaken by 50 Cent’s “Da
Repercussions” as International Champion Mike Grieco steps out onto the ramp.
He raises his arms for his less than adoring fans before walking down the ramp
and heading to the commentator’s booth. Grieco sits down and puts on the
headset.
Grieco: The pleasure’s all yours, guys.
Troy: The match coming up will be between Speed Demon
and Infernus, and the winner will challenge you for your belt at Walking
Wounded. Can I assume that you’re here to see your competition?
Grieco: Well, I’m just here to watch the
show... uh... Who are you?
Grieco: ... Anyway, it doesn’t matter who wins this match, ‘cause
I’ll stomp ‘em at Walking Wounded.
“Smash Sumthin” by Redman and Adam F. suddenly plays,
and out marches Infernus. He is being accompanied by Walter Gindin, and this
only serves to fuel the crowd’s hatred. They pour jeers in large amounts on
Infernus as he rolls into the ring and Gindin stands on the outside.
Grieco: The crowd sure doesn’t sound like
they like this guy.
The
audience immediately bursts into cheers when “Want” by The Cure hits. Speed
Demon arrives to a decent ovation from the
Grieco: And the eventual beating I’ll give to whoever wins this match.
Infernus and Demon waste no time by locking up hard after briefly circling the
ring. Infernus is quick enough to slip out and lock Demon’s arm behind his
back. Infernus wrenches on the arm, then shoves Demon
into the corner. Demon hits it hard and wobbles back into a neckbreaker
that sends him crashing into the mat. Gindin claps on the outside while
Infernus drops an elbow into Demon’s stomach. He goes for the early pin, but
Demon kicks out at a one.
Grieco: If I were in there, this match
would already be over.
Ferrara: You said it, champ.
Infernus lifts Demon up and drives a few fists in his back to keep him
weakened. Infernus forms a tight grip around Demon. In an instant, Infernus
tosses Demon over his shoulder, and Demon hits the canvas and awkwardly rolls
halfway across the ring. Infernus drags Demon off the mat, but Demon breaks
free of his grip and sends a flurry of fists into Infernus’ jaw. Infernus
attempts to battle back, but Demon blocks it and boots him in the gut, followed
by a Bloodbath DDT! The crowd cheers, but both men are down. The referee begins
the count and Gindin slaps his hands against the mat.
Speed Demon is the first to rise to his feet. Seeing Infernus down and
stirring, Demon patiently waits for Infernus to stand. Once Infernus groggily
rises to his feet, Demon starts to rush forward but Gindin grabs his foot and
trips him up. Demon lunges for Gindin, but Infernus takes advantage of the
opportunity with a back body drop. As Demon writhes on the mat, referee Matt
Hansen reprimands Gindin. Infernus peels Demon off the mat and latches on
behind him. The referee turns back to the match, but Infernus launches Demon
with a release german suplex, causing Demon to
collide into Hansen! They both crumple to the mat, and Infernus realizes that
it’s futile to make the cover!
Grieco: The referee just gets in the way sometimes. He should’ve watched where
he was going.
Infernus instructs Gindin to grab a chair, but before he can make use of it,
Reaper darts down the ramp slides into the ring! He spins an unknowing Infernus
around and boots him in the stomach, then proceeds to destroy him with the
Passed Judgment piledriver! The crowd roars in approval, and Gindin’s mouth has dropped! With Demon still out, Reaper
drags Demon’s prone body onto Infernus and scurries away from the ring and out
of sight. The referee slowly comes to and sees the cover. One... Two... Three!
He receives no response as an irate Grieco throws the headset down. “Want”
plays for the winner of the match and Speed Demon slowly comes to in the ring,
unaware of the events that just occurred. He stares up at the Jumbotron as it
plays back Reaper’s attack on Infernus. Demon stands to his feet, but his face
is plastered with confusion. The scene fades and we are brought to a commercial.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT
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