As we
return, we see Vulture standing in the backstage area, apparently awaiting the
return of Morgan Day from the ringside area. However, the person that
approaches him is not Morgan Day, it is Magnifica. Vulture looks especially
incensed to see his former flame, and the Women’s Champion reacts with sheer
amusement. Vulture’s anger prevents him from saying a word, but Magnifica has
no trouble speaking.
Magnifica: Well well, look who it is. Admit it,
you’ve missed me.
Vulture: I have nothing to say to you, other than the fact that I thought I was
rid of you forever in 2003, and that made me very happy, and I’ve been quite
disappointed ever since you showed your face again. Just so you know.
Magnifica: Yeah whatever, Mike. You can use whatever defense mechanism you
want, but I know what you’re thinking. You crave me, don’t you? How could you
not, running around with that inferior ho from
Vulture: You have GOT to be kidding me. First of all, you are dead wrong about
Morgan, and that’s all I’m going to say. And I can’t believe you simply don’t
realize this ship has sailed,
Magnifica: You’re a liar. Why can’t you admit it? Everyone wants me, Vulture,
and you do too. You’re just not being true to yourself. And you say you hate
me, but you really love me. In fact, you probably fantasize about me when
you’re with Morgan.
Vulture: Alright, I’ve heard enough. If you’re not going to leave, then I will.
Vulture turns to leave, but Magnifica grabs him and
forces herself onto him with a kiss! Vulture quickly shoves her away, just as
Morgan Day hits the scene! In one motion, when she sees what is transpiring,
Morgan spears Magnifica to the ground and begins pummeling her viciously!
However, with Morgan detained, Jackie Baccaro sneaks into the picture with a
steel chair, and he cracks Vulture in the skull with it, flooring him
instantly! Baccaro then grabs Morgan by the hair and stands her up, allowing
Magnifica to get up, spit in Morgan’s face after slapping it hard, and drive
her down with the Breakdown, right into the steel chair! Baccaro and Magnifica
then stand over the fallen Vulture and Morgan, laughing hard. Magnifica and
Baccaro share a quick kiss and exit before trouble arrives as Vulture and
Morgan struggle to move and we head to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from commercial, the camera cuts to ringside, where “Marriage of Figaro”
by Mozart overtakes the speakers, and the International Champion Dexter P.
Wellington makes his way to the ring, alongside his new flame, Liz Rush. The
fans boo heartily as
The fans continue to boo.
With that, “Black” by Sevendust explodes onto the
speakers, and Paul Dawkins wastes no time making his way to the ring! Without
even a word, Dawkins slides into the ring and floors
Troy: We’ve got six guys brawling for the right to be called International Champion, and two of them going one-on-one right after this
next break! Stay with us, everyone, we’ll be right back!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
When we return from break, we see Mike Grieco and James Biamonte slugging it
out in the ring, with all others cleared away, save for referee Matt Hansen.
* JAMES BIAMONTE VS. MIKE GRIECO *
Referee: Matt Hansen
Grieco has the early advantage, winning the slugfes.
He uses this advantage to whip Biamonte against the ropes and down him hard
with a back body drop! When Biamonte gets to his feet, Grieco charges at him
and downs him with a hard clothesline! From there, Grieco lifts him over his
head, and blasts him down with a hard gorilla press slam! The fans are cheering
loudly, and Grieco signals for the double powerbomb!
Suddenly, Jade, Biamonte’s
former girlfriend, comes down the aisle and hops onto the apron. Grieco
continues to tell her to get off, but Jade refuses to listen. The referee
instructs Grieco to turn his attention back to the match, and with this
momentary distraction, Jade swiftly nails Grieco with a kick to the nether
region, flooring him, completely unbeknownst to the referee! Jade then smirks
as she takes her place on the outside of the ring as Biamonte recovers, lifting
up Grieco and drilling him down hard with the Buzzkill!
Biamonte covers… one, two, three.
The fans boo raucously as “Still Ballin” by 2Pac blares over the speakers, and Biamonte and
Jade share a victorious kiss in the ring. As they prepare to exit, Biamonte’s sister Dee Licious quietly comes to the ring to
check on the fallen Mike Grieco.
Ferrara: They sure have, but Troy, tell them what’s
coming up in just a few minutes!
* WINNER VIA PINFALL: JAMES BIAMONTE *
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Muse’s “Knights of Cydonia” hits the speakers and we see a graphic appear on
the screen that reads “PWA Everlasting Epic V Report.” From there, the
shot takes us to a backstage set and PWA reporter Ron O’Brien, who is standing
in front of a backdrop featuring the Everlasting Epic V logo.
O’Brien: Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Ron O’Brien and this is the
Everlasting Epic V report. Folks, the PWA has just one pay-per-view event
left to complete its illustrious history, and that event will come to you live
from
In the main event, Jaguar will challenge for the PWA World Heavyweight
Championship! Now, it is still unclear just which man will be walking into
In one of the biggest stories in PWA history, Hall of Famer
Vulture will come out of his two-year retirement, risking permanent paralysis
with his surgically-repaired neck to try to gain a measure of revenge against
his former protégé Jackie Baccaro in a teacher vs. student showdown to end all
showdowns!
Morgan Day will challenge her arch-nemesis Magnifica for the PWA Women’s
Championship!
Speed Demon will finally get Bishop Cross in the ring, and when he does, one
man may not make it out alive, as the two men hell-bent on destroying each
other compete in a Buried Alive casket match, where the only way to win is to
lock your opponent in a casket and then bury it under six feet of dirt!
Solomon will have Keiko Ishida in his corner when he meets the uncanny Machine,
who will have Solomon and Keiko’s former manager Walter Gindin in his corner!
Plus much, much more! That’s all for this week, folks. For the Everlasting
Epic report, I’m Ron O’Brien, saying see you next week!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, we see Traci Reed standing by with
Jaguar.
Traci: Welcome back, folks. We’re just moments away from our main event, in
which Jason Calysto will defend the PWA Championship against Anthony Failla,
but first, I am here with Jaguar who, in all likelihood, will be facing the
winner of this match at Everlasting Epic for that title. So Jag, any preference
on who wins this tonight and who you might face at MSG on August 12?
Jaguar: Normally Traci, I’d tell you it doesn’t matter, that I’d stomp the hell
out of whoever won, and it do it with a smile. And you’d think I had enough
reason to want to stomp Failla’s ass, after
everything we’ve been through over our careers, right down to him putting his
hands on my homegirl Camieko. But I don’t need to
touch that one, Traci, because Failla, watch your ass, my boy Romeo is coming
for you. But truth be told, Traci, I am pulling hard for Jason Calysto tonight.
Jason gave me that initial rub that jumpstarted my career. I beat him to win my
first-ever world championship, the CAW title, some four and a half years ago,
and it has been full speed ahead ever since. To me, dancing with Calysto one
last time on the biggest stage of them all seems a fitting way to definitively
end both our careers, win, lose, or draw. Now if you’ll excuse me, Traci, I’ve
got a match to enjoy.
Traci: Thanks Jag. Alright folks, Jason Calysto defends the PWA Championship
against Anthony Failla, and it’s right after this!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return from break, “Shoot Outs” by Jadakiss hits the speakers, and the fans begin booing loudly
as Anthony Failla makes his way to the ring. Failla appears primed and ready as
he stalks his way to the ring, extremely focused on the task at hand. As Failla
stretches out on the ropes, “F*ckin in the Bushes” by
Oasis explodes onto the speakers, and the University of Delaware crowd goes
absolutely crazy for the PWA World Heavyweight Champion, the incomparable
Iceman Jason Calysto! Calysto emerges from behind the curtain, and starts down
the aisle, never taking his eyes off Failla. Calysto rolls into the ring, and
Failla wastes no time, immediately attacking Calysto with stomps, prompting the
official to sound the bell and get this championship match underway.
Troy: Alright, here we go!
* PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP:
THE ICEMAN JASON CALYSTO © VS. ANTHONY FAILLA *
Referee: Tom Stevens
Failla continues stomping on Calysto, not letting him get to a vertical
base, as he seeks to establish a sizeable advantage in the match. Calysto
attempts to get up, but Failla does what he can to keep him down, now shifting
to hard elbow to the back. Failla then lifts Calysto himself, and whips him
furiously into the opposite corner. Calysto hits the corner with a ferocious
thud, and he staggers forward. Failla then grabs him and locks him in a violent
bearhug! Calysto struggles mightily in the bearhug, and the fans try to rally him as he searches for
an escape. Finally, Calysto is able to nail several stiff elbows to Failla’s jaw, creating some separation. Then, Calysto takes
control of the bearhug himself, and manages to down
Failla with a belly-to-belly suplex! Feeling some momentum developing, Calysto
hits the ropes as Failla staggers to his feet, but Failla catches him hard with
a boot to the jaw, which rings throughout the arena. Failla then lifts Calysto
up and downs him with a hard gutwrench suplex.
Failla goes for a cover, but Calysto kicks out at
two. Failla admonishes referee Tom Stevens for making a slow count, even though
Failla is probably the only man in
Failla slowly gets to his feet, but when he does,
the Iceman charges him and takes him down hard with a mafia kick! With that,
Calysto goes to the top rope, looking for the Bottom Line! The Iceman leaps off
with the move, but Failla has the wherewithal to pull referee Stevens in the
way at the last second, causing Calysto to crash into the referee, knocking him
out!
Ferrara: This isn’t good,
Calysto gets up, and Failla immediately downs him
with a big boot, before exiting the ring and returning with a steel chair.
Failla looks poised to split Calysto’s skull open
with the chair, until Romeo rushes out from the back to a thunderous ovation!
Failla swings the chair at Romeo, but Da Playboi ducks under it, boots Failla in the stomach, and
cracks him in the skull with the chair himself! Failla staggers backwards,
right into the Iceman, who drives him down to the mat violently with the Crossface! Romeo, pleased with what he has done, exits,
just as Tom Stevens regains his bearings. He checks on Failla and sees that he
is unconscious, prompting him to call for the bell!
The fans cheer thunderously as “F*ckin in the Bushes” overtakes the speakers, and the Iceman
Jason Calysto celebrates his championship victory, knowing that he will live to
see another day as champion. However, suddenly, he is knocked down viciously
from behind with a shot to the head from his own championship belt! When the
camera pans out, we realize the shot came from none other than PWA president
Bryan Conroy! The fans boo with a heated passion as Conroy stands over the
fallen champion, microphone in tow. He begins speaking.
Conroy: You may have escaped defeat again this time, Calysto, but you won’t
be so lucky next week. Jason Calysto, I am ordering you to defend the title
again next week on Frequency, live from Atlantic City, and next week, your
defense will be against… me!
The fans jeer thunderously as “Sad But True” by Metallica hits and
Conroy stands cockily over the champion. Conroy appears confident that the
title will be coming home with him as he taunts Calysto to the disgust of the
crowd, and the cameras fade to black.
* WINNER VIA SUBMISSION AND STILL PWA
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: JASON CALYSTO *
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